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Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,455 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 2/100 (15/2,000 points)

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Bunny Invasion: Easter

Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/500 points)

BULLET SPENDER 5 Points

Use 500 bullets.

FAT WALLET 5 Points

Spend £10,000.

KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points

Kill the super bunny.

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! 5 Points

Kill 50 bunnies.

TICK, BOOM! 5 Points

Use a grenade.

AAARGH! 10 Points

Go into RAGE.

BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points

Use a remote explosive.

SEXY ASS 10 Points

Get someone naked!

ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points

Kill the bunny man.

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points

Kill the Easter bunny.

JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points

Fully Upgrade the assistant.

NICE SCORE 50 Points

Get a high score of 10,000,000.

TROPHY BOY 50 Points

Get all trophies!

YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points

Purchase all weapons.

EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points

Get a high score of 14,000,000.

SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points

Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Deadswitch 2

Medals Earned: 4/18 (25/500 points)

Attachment Acquired 5 Points

Purchase an attachment from the Class Editor

Weapon Acquired 5 Points

Purchase a weapon from the Class Editor

Enemy Down 10 Points

Win a game of Team Deathmatch

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Apache AH-64 10 Points

Purchase an Apache AH-64 from the Reinforcements Menu

CAPTCHA 10 Points

Win a game of Capture the Flag

Fortified 10 Points

Win a game of Defender

M1 ABRAMS 10 Points

Purchase an M1 ABRAMS from the Reinforcements Menu

Survival Amateur 25 Points

Complete wave 5 in Basic Survival

Zombie Amateur 25 Points

Complete wave 5 in Undead Survival

The Captor 50 Points

Capture the enemy flag in Capture the Flag

The Gambler 50 Points

Make a bet

The Returner 50 Points

Return your flag in Capture the Flag

Zombie Master 50 Points

Complete wave 10 in Undead Survival

Only One Shot Will Kill 100 Points

Complete a wave with only headshots

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Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 10/18 (230/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Intruder Combat Training

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)

adept 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies.

headshot 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

killer 25 Points

Kill 100 enemies

specialist 50 Points

Get 50 headshots

agent 100 Points

Finish all 10 missions

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Madness Ambulation

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Daily Driver 5 Points

Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.

Truckstopper 10 Points

Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.

Atheist 25 Points

Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...

Undertaker 25 Points

...or hell, hit every single one.

Sharpshooter 50 Points

Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.

Improbability Drive 100 Points

Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

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Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 5/12 (175/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Orange Roulette

Medals Earned: 5/8 (165/265 points)

Fresh Squeeze 5 Points

You Survived Your First Encounter

Extra Pulp 10 Points

You Lived Through Round Two

Harmer's Market 50 Points

You Shot Your Opponent!

Overripe 50 Points

You Survived A Long Rally

You Would Have Never Known 50 Points

You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot

Dark Harvest 25 Points

You Are Victorious, But At What Price?

Fruit Concentrate 25 Points

Three Down And Still Fresh

Luck Is An Illusion 50 Points

Get To The End On Your First Game

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 8/23 (60/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

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Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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